Texts To: Samuel, Matt, Gabe, Samson From: Kanuna When: March 22
Samuel: - It's Kanuna. - I got a job and a phone. - How was the moon?
Matt: - Hey Matt, it's Kanuna. - I've finally joined the 21st century and gotten a phone. - Text or call me any time.
Gabe: - Guess who has two thumbs, is named Kanuna, and just landed a job? - This guy. - Wow, that line did not age well, now that I look at it. - Please don't judge me.
Samson: - I'm going to take a wild guess and say that your business phone number listed is your cell phone. - It's Kanuna. - Good news. In a couple weeks, I'll be able to pay that debt I owe you. - Still looking to make a better first impression, though.