I still love you, except you there in the corner, you know who you are, you're an asshole. HOWEVER, none of you compare to the gorgeous and talented Nerissa. She does magic to my body and she should be celebrated by all. So if you haven't booked an appointment yet with her at the spa, well...good, because it means she has more open spots for me. But seriously, go see her now!
To all those I will love in the future:
You're probably amazing, but not as amazing as Nerissa. Accept it and move on.