que_carajo (que_carajo) wrote in gazettenetwork, @ 2019-02-14 18:39:00 |
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Entry tags: | lucas king, miguel de la guardia, text messages |
Text Message
To: Luke
From: Mickey
>>I'm revoking your Grown-Up License
>>You can't have it anymore
>>I have clearly inherited the family gene for being unable to mind my own damn business
>>AND I'M OWNING UP TO IT, HERE IS EVIDENCE, SO YOU CAN'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED ABOUT IT
>>But ok like. Here I am. Not minding my own business, bro.
>>Ding ding motherfucker, check your text messages, I see you leaving me on read!!!
>>Ok fine
>>Be like that
>>Anyway
>>Abuela ALSO has the profound inability to mind her own damn business, right
>>She went grocery shopping today
>>Saw a familiar face among the unwashed masses
>>And she felt an inkling of horror, bro
>>Wholesale Walmart Brand Horror
>>Because
>>[Image.jpg]
>>She saw THAT ☝️☝️☝️
>>And YOU 👈👈👈
>>And now I'm possessed by this unconquerable fear that you're going to die of scurvy or a heart attack or both and quite frankly I am too young and good looking to go through that kind of stress without getting paid for it
>>Que fue
>>So I'm basically bullying/guilting/being guilted into making you come over dinner at some point so you can reassure A Concerned Party that you aren't actually dying