F.F.F. - Funny Fan Fiction

Found this gem just now, it's hilarious, and it's almost completely not-gay! Not that that's really a good thing, just an unusual thing, and not at all bad in this case.

Red Dwarf - PGish - The Wizard of Smeg
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4716335/1/The_Wonderful_Wizard_of_Smeg

Waxing Moon

Spock, Kirk, depilatory wax... you get the idea

From Talesinbloom(LJ) this lovely little LOTRPS AU tidbit, lots of naked, a little yoga, and plenty of laughs.

http://community.livejournal.com/orlijah_month/32840.html?style=mine

Ho ho what have we here? Red Dwarf slash. It does exist. Not sure if all of this is funny, I only got through a couple, but it's RD. And it's written with some serious suave by a woman who lives on the edge. http://www.roadstergal.info/misc/rd.htm

I was going to rec this one a while back and forgot.  Hyacinth_sky747 (LJ) has written a perfectly characterized little ficlet using little besides snappy dialogue, which, because it's the hobbits, is quite funny and snarky.  Four Hotel Rooms and a Backseat.  Rating: rather silly and sweet

A funny, extremely hot and satisfying fic right here by tessabeth of LJ.  Heartfelt ties up some of those AWE loose ends and dismisses our blues following the rather crappy conclusion of that movie and in the process will make you squirt fluids out of your nose.  Rating: super and silly

My eye has been twitching for a day and a half now. My lower eyelid is pulsing and wiggling around like it's on crack. I'm not on crack. Just my eyelid is. So if this stuff makes no sense it's because I can't see right. The screen and keyboard are jumping around with the quivering of my crackhead eyelid.

Anyway. A few more recs, this time from good 'ol Star Trek TOS. kirk/spock

T'Gin recommends:
The Trouble With Quimmies by T'Guess & Saavant This is as cracked out as my eyelid. Out Of Character dick and fart jokes written into the Trouble with Tribbles. Awesome. Silly Scale: really rather silly
and There Is No Place Like Home by T'Guess Same sort of thing, different episodes. Silly Scale: monstrously silly
and Small Packages by T. Jonesy This is a wild ride. Kirk and Bones have a bet going concerning a certain Vulcan. Not even slightly realistic to the series but a lot of fun. One of the best kirk/spock fics I've ever read. Silly Scale: HAHAHAHHAHA

A few more from others in the LOTR fandom, real person and character:

Mesnica recommends:
The Short Face Bear Project by cynical_terror This is crack at its crackiest I think. Principal photograhy as seen from the point of view of some people doing a wildlife documentary.  We get the play by play on Peter's explosive violence, and the gayness of elves and hobbits.   Silly Scale: very very silly

Some more crack recommended by oneangrykate:
Republican by inbetweens  This is extremely scary.  White House/LOTR crossover = shudder.  SIlly Scale: rather silly
and another by the same author, In Which Boyd Says Stuff  Drunkeness.  Always funny.  Silly Scale: HAHAHHAHAHA

encelade2 recommends another by cynical_terror:
The Misadventures of Sir Ian the Gay   Slashy and silly.  Everyone is out of character, everyone is screwing, and Orlando is bewitched by the erudite Sir Ian.  Silly Scale: very very silly

dread_symmetry recommends:
Aragorn Needs Flame Retardant Eyebrows by lirenel   Um.  The title says it all really.  Silly Scale: exceptionally silly

more_hanna recommends:
Ravished by lilslasher  This is actually quite hot.  Orlando has been drooling over Viggo for quite some time, but when it finally happens, poor Orli doesn't get to have the nice private, intimate romance he wants because the rest of the fellowship are nosy fuckers.  Silly Scale: slightly silly with a side of awesome

alassenya recommends:
Fair Game by glasgow_blue  One of the most brilliantly funny fics I've ever read.  Simply the rules of the game.  Silly Scale: exceptionally silly
and A Sudden Case of Slash by lemur which is a fourth wall breaker, which is always funny.  Silly Scale: slightly silly

Next few posts will be recs from others over on LJ. I've been posting at all my comms over there looking for funny fic recs and I'm going to share all the links here with descriptions of each one. No guess work for you at all! yay! Ain't it great when someone else does the work for you?

First group is from my favorite enigma, kissing_athelas of LJ.
This group is all LOTRPS EW/DM

Anger Management by sweetserene The boys are about to come to blows, American vs. British rivalry coming to a head - sorta. Silly Scale: slightly silly
Unexpected Consequences by kyuuketsukirui Elijah finds out Dom is an alien. Silly Scale: slightly silly
Canis Interruptus by bunniewabbit Um. Halloween fic. Don't wanna spoil it. Silly Scale: rather silly indeed
Neighborly by almostnever Another Halloweeny-type fic, this time Lij is the monster though. Silly Scale: makes my fool heart patter with silly love
Cloud Nine by airgioslv Short, sweet as hell. Billy is in this one too!+++ Silly Scale: makes my fool heart patter with silly love
A Short Play for Easter by bbollinger This one. Well. kissing_athelas really really REALLY loves this one so I'll put it here, but it might take longer for the page to load than it takes you to read the "play". Silly Scale: slightly silly

So here's an old favorite.  A hobbit, an elf, a hangover.  Who know other's misery could be so amusing.  All Orli remembers is dancing with Madonna...is that right?  And who's THONG is that?

From the princess of pron herself: Half Four.

Pg-13ish, some bad words, some suggesstions, mostly just very funny

Stumbled upon this just now. Bill and Dom and the fellowship at large are so flexible, they can be angsty, scary, bizarre, but funny just comes so naturally.  Flusteredspeech (LJ) has written a  beaut.  A Comfort and a Joy

I cannot rec this series often or strongly enough. You will pee. I don't know how you can be a fan of LOTR and not have read The Bagenders by the exceedingly talented but absent Lady Alyssa and Random Dent.
The premise: The fellowship minus Boromir (dead) have been gifted immortality (unless they already had it, in which case it wasn't much of a gift) as reward for saving middle earth.  Now they all live in an overcrowded house in England.  Most of them have some sort of dehumanizing (or deelfinizing, dedwarfinizing...) job, over half of them drink quite a bit, two of them spend an awful lot of time in the sideboard, and one of them is a member of a women's club.  Hilarity ensues.   Poor fragile and austere Legolas is often the victim of the trials of modern life, though Aragorn is the one with the raging bitch of and ex elf-wife.  Only mild, non-plot advancing, and well-labeled slash in this one.
*At the link above, not all of the episodes are available any more. There are three "seasons", but only the links for season one are currently working. I am however working on an alternate source for this series and will post when it becomes available.

ETA: I have an alternate source for Bagenders here. I got hold of season two from another source and have reposted the whole thing on my Blogger journal for safekeeping. If anyone knows where season 3 can be obtained please do tell! The ep's on Blogger are not guaranteed to be formatted for easy reading nor in the correct order, but I did what I could with what I had which was essentially a modicum of time and a pathetic knowledge of html.

ETA: fizzgig has solved the case of the missing Episodes and proveded me with links to the last three which I have ganked and reposted at the link above.