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Waxing Moon

Spock, Kirk, depilatory wax... you get the idea

Found this gem just now, it's hilarious, and it's almost completely not-gay! Not that that's really a good thing, just an unusual thing, and not at all bad in this case.

Red Dwarf - PGish - The Wizard of Smeg
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4716335/1/The_Wonderful_Wizard_of_Smeg