I was going to rec this one a while back and forgot. Hyacinth_sky747 (LJ) has written a perfectly characterized little ficlet using little besides snappy dialogue, which, because it's the hobbits, is quite funny and snarky.
Four Hotel Rooms and a Backseat. Rating: rather silly and sweet
I've been told by someone who is probably a lot more wise than I that when you have a community, only the mod can invent new tags for posts. So this entry here is just going to be a bookmark I guess. If anybody besides me actually wants to post stuff here, and you want a tag that doesn't exist, you can comment here and I shall add whatever tags you want post-haste.
Also, PENIS.
I just wanted to say that.