[1] I submit my travel requests to you, right?
[2] What are the chances of getting approval to head to Fiji this upcoming weekend through the 2nd?
[1] Going out of town for the weekend.
[1] hi Alexa this is Dave Moretti
[2] im sry 2 bother u but were having some weird electrical stuff at our apt
[3] like
[4] really weird
(1) We're having a family meeting
(2) I'm on my way to your apartment
(3) You both need to be there within the next half hour, no excuses.
[1] Headline from the NY Times:
[2] "Scientists report breakthrough in gene-edited piglets that may open the way for organ transplants from human to animals"
[3] What if P:A starts injecting pigs with atavist blood
[1] Is your other best friend plotting my murder?
[2] Just need to know when to make myself scarce.
[1] So...how much should we tell uncle Heath about Mom and Dad
[1] I'm so fucking bored
[2] Do you want to rent a Ford Focus and do donuts?
[1] Has Sharon ever mentioned Ralph Fiennes to you
[1] Has Sharon ever mentioned Ralph Fiennes to you
[1] Has Sharon ever mentioned Ralph Fiennes to you
[2] Sorry wrong contact.
[3] You can tell that to your boyfriend if he asks
[1] Look outside.
[2] There it is again
[3] It's fucking ruining the neighborhood
[1] Sorry I missed your birthday celebration 😣
[2] I was kinda indisposed
[3] I hope you had a great one nonetheless
[4] When you're free, let me know. I've got your present with me. 😉
[1] I'm assuming from the fact that I haven't heard otherwise that you're hale and hearty. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
[2] So. How bad is the loss/damage from the fire?
[3] I managed to salvage my laptop and guitar and that was about it.
[4] RIP. Pinball machine.
[1] I'm out of the hospital and doing well everyone.
[2] Thanks for the concern and sorry for worrying everyone in the first place. 😳
[3] I'll be putting up at my sister's place temporarily until I find something more permanent.
[1] I hear I owe you bigtime.
[2] I hope you didn't get yourself hurt from helping me.
[3] What would cut it for a 'thank you for saving my life' gift, do you think?
[1] Happy birthday
[2] 🎉 🎂 🎊
[3] Your present is in the kitchen.
[1] Hey
[2] How are you doing?
[x]How much do you know?
[x]Explain yourself.
[1] It's Alexa's birthday, you should come to her party.
[2] ShotsbyLMFAO.mp3
[3] (My phone suggested I send that, so...there you go)
[1] I'm only saying this to pre-empt the 'I told you so'
[2] You were right.
[3] It was, in fact, a date.
[X]are there guidelines for when next to text after a
[1] I had fun last Friday.
[2] I hope you did too?.
[3] Do you have time again this weekend?
[1] Funny story.
[2] I went on a date.
[1] Hey.
[2] Haven't seen you come by in awhile. How are you?
[3] I hope finals went better for you than they did for me.
[1] That was fun.
[2] Sorry I had to kick you out early, I had training
[1] Get home all right?
[2] I met Desmond.
[1] Get home all right?
[2] Did you end up taking a car home?
[1] What are you doing today?
[2] I'm making some steaks at home if you want to come over.
[3] Low-key holiday, in this weather.
[1] Happy Mother's Day
[2] ❤️, Your favorite son
[1] You put my name on Mom's gift too, right?
[1] So when are we going to Jersey City again?
[1] Do you want to be on my podcast?
[2] Doesn't pay, but
[3] You get to hang out with me...
Do you actually need a humidifier?
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