Re: PERFORMANCE - MARCUS THE DIABETIC GLADIATOR CENTAUR WEREWOLF WITH A SYMBIOTE AND ROBOT LEGS
So. Nothing could possibly top the sight of a monstrous centaur singing Bonnie Tyler in terms of sheer ridiculousness, right?
...Right???
Clearly you've underestimated the big creature's love of adult contemporary.
Hooves clacking across the stage, Marcus held the mic tightly in hand, singing his poor, possibly tone-deaf heart out.
"Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you, That is how I know you go on
Far across the distance And spaces between us You have come to show you go on
Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on"
Sigh. God bless him, he was trying. And he wasn't horrible, mind. He'd be perfectly serviceable singing at a karaoke bar or something... but in an actual competition? He wasn't really holding his own.
"Love can touch us one time And last for a lifetime And never let go 'til we're gone
Love was when I loved you One true time I hold to In my life we'll always go on"
He reached into his... er... screw it. There's no other way to say it. He reached into his fanny pack, and God help us all, pulled out a replica of The Heart of The Ocean, hanging it around his neck before doing his best with the most emotional part of the song...
"Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on
You're here, there's nothing I fear, And I know that my heart will go on We'll stay forever this way You are safe in my heart And my heart will go on and on"