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Queen Bea Wilson of Monstropolis ([info]sweet_bea) wrote in [info]freedomtownic,
@ 2015-07-08 09:25:00

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Entry tags:bea wilson (sweet_bea), ~claire bennet (invincible)

OH WHAT THE FRILLY FUCK IS THIS???

I'm so glad the asshole that writes me thought this would be amusing.

Dick.


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[info]trynottodie
2015-07-08 05:13 pm UTC (link)
He must have a twisted sense of humor.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 05:15 pm UTC (link)
Right?

Holy hot damn, do you look familiar, babe. Do I know you?

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[info]trynottodie
2015-07-08 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Pretty sure we've never actually met before, so no.

I'm Nico.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 05:27 pm UTC (link)
You look so much like my girl Mari.

Wait.... your name is Nico?

...get the fuck outta here. Oh, this is gonna be a TRIP.

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[info]trynottodie
2015-07-08 05:29 pm UTC (link)
I have no idea who that.

Yes, my name is Nico.

And I would really love if you could explain why it's going to be such a trip to me.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 05:32 pm UTC (link)
Never said it's gonna be a trip for YOU, baby girl.

Now... me? Yeah, I'm gonna have a BLAST here. I can just feel it.

Oh no, wait. That's not what I was feeling. I was sitting on my cell phone.

STILL. It's gonna be a hoot and a half.

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[info]trynottodie
2015-07-08 05:53 pm UTC (link)
You're giving me a migraine.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 05:57 pm UTC (link)
That's hilarious. Your kid always tells me the EXACT SAME THING.

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[info]trynottodie
2015-07-08 05:59 pm UTC (link)
Wait...my what now?

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Your kid. Mari Mancha.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, maybe you should consider doing the Pee Stick Challenge, if you know what I mean.

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[info]trynottodie
2015-07-08 06:06 pm UTC (link)
I don't because I don't have kids, and I can't. At least, not with Victor. Androids can't reproduce.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Whatever gets you through the night, pumpkin.

Me? It's usually a mix of warm milk and Nyquil. But who'm I to judge?

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[info]trynottodie
2015-07-08 06:11 pm UTC (link)

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 06:16 pm UTC (link)
Ok, ok, so it's like 90% Nyquil and 10% milk. Knocks me RIGHT the fuck out though.
photo 5dlGZFe_zps4cxwhsug.gif

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[info]spiritualist
2015-07-08 05:18 pm UTC (link)
I think a lot of people have that reaction.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 05:34 pm UTC (link)
Ok. You.

Just.... yeah. Just stand there and strike some hot poses while I get some pictures, ok? You're gorgeous and I need something to pass the time while I'm spending time with Rebecca later.

Rebecca's the name I gave my left hand. We're in a very open relationship, because she likes to be with other people. She's a total slut.

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[info]spiritualist
2015-07-08 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Uhm... thanks?

I'm Lissa. Welcome to space.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Bea Wilson. Damn glad to meet you.

I lost my number... can I have yours?

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[info]spiritualist
2015-07-08 07:23 pm UTC (link)
I like you, you're fun.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 07:29 pm UTC (link)
You'd like me even more naked. Truth.

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[info]invincible
2015-07-08 07:05 pm UTC (link)
It's space, not that bad.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Damn, maybe it's NOT, if fine-ass bitches like you are up here! photo tumblr_mm05z94nef1s32go3o1_500_zpsyaxcdvxl.gif

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[info]invincible
2015-07-08 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Um, thanks.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 07:14 pm UTC (link)
Any time, baby girl. ANY.TIME.

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[info]invincible
2015-07-08 07:15 pm UTC (link)
I'm Claire.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Bea.

Beatrice Arthur Wilson, at your service. And good sweet JESUS would I be at your service.

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[info]invincible
2015-07-08 07:21 pm UTC (link)
Cute name. I guess your parents liked the Golden Girls.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-08 07:27 pm UTC (link)
What's not to like?

But yeah, my pop LOOOOOVED that show.

And what do you like? Besides being RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING HOT, obvs.

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[info]invincible
2015-07-08 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Yeah I like to watch the reruns.

I don't know, I don't really think I'm anything special.

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[info]ladymonster
2015-07-09 04:08 pm UTC (link)
Let me guess.

You are Wade Wilson's daughter.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-09 04:10 pm UTC (link)
...Mom!

Ok, ok... so you obvs don't know me at all, but still. It's kind of awesome to see both you and Daddy here.

Is Bug here too???

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[info]ladymonster
2015-07-09 04:12 pm UTC (link)
Interesting.

It seems the Monster Kingdom will have an heir after all.

Bug is indeed here.

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[info]sweet_bea
2015-07-09 04:17 pm UTC (link)
Darn tootin'. That's me: Princess Beatrice Arthur Wilson.

Sooooo... you and Daddy helping out up here?

And more importantly, have you read my other posts?

Because if you have? Um.... that was some other girl. Who looks like me. Im a good girl.

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[info]ladymonster
2015-07-09 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Of course.

And yes.

And I don't believe you. Just like how I don't believe your father. But I am used to it.

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