"Isn't my baby adorbs when she gets all murdery?" Wade asked a random zombie before swiftly jabbing one his swords through it's forehead. "Gotta say, babe... agreeing to come on this mission was the best idea EVER." He continued, slicing and dicing through the dead with a happy little grin, "I mean, not only does it get us away from your ex's minions, but it gives us a fun vacay getting to kill things!"
Sigh. Only Deadpool would look at a sudden zombie invasion as FUN.