InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "Alex is a jerk"

Rachelle Martin-Bale (rockinrachelle) wrote in freedomtownic,
@ 2018-08-07 22:22:00

Entry tags:

faith lehane (dirty_girl), rachelle martin-bale (rockinrachelle), tony stark (manof_iron), ~alex vause (alex_vause), ~faith lehane (allmenarebeasts)

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

WHERE THE FUCK AM I?

WHY THE FUCK IS GODDAMN COSMO THE SPACEDOG REAL AND TALKING TO ME????

(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

	rockinrachelle 2018-08-08 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Oh God, and wherever I am I'm not even famous anymore. Fuck my life, man. I'm Rachelle Martin-Bale. Where am I, how am I here, WHY ARE YOU REAL, and most importantly where the fuck are my wives? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

manof_iron
2018-08-08 02:51 am UTC (link)

What are you famous for? ~~Other than being gorgeous, obviously...no don't flirt with the woman having a melt down. Carol would strangle me for that.~~

Well, Rachelle, I'd introduce myself, but you already obviously know who I am. You're here because an Infinity Stone is kind of haywire and bringing people from different realities to this one. Haven't met anyone looking for a redhead today, though, so I'm guessing your wives aren't here. If you're here, though, they could totally arrive, so keep your cool as much as you can.

And I'm real because I'm awesome.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockinrachelle 2018-08-08 02:53 am UTC (link)
	I'm a singer/actress/bad motherfucker. And.... an infinity stone. Like in the comics. Right. So.... is this where Thanos and the Silver Surfer come into the story or what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manof_iron 2018-08-08 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Does it say all of that on your business cards? Oh, you're from one of those realities where I'm fiction, huh? Neat. Well here, I, Thanos, and a bunch of other people are as real as you are. You're probably going to meet a lot of other people that you thought were fiction, too. So...best to get the screaming done early. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockinrachelle 2018-08-08 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Actually, it does. True story. I mean if we're being honest they SHOULD say "mediocre singer/passable actress/batshit crazy but loveable nutcase" Sadly, that doesn't fit on the card though. Stillllllllll waiting to wake up here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manof_iron 2018-08-08 03:09 am UTC (link)
	I actually really considered putting 'Merchant of Death' on mine after someone in the media called me that. I can believe it. I bet you're selling yourself short. You're not going to be waking up any time soon, I'm afraid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockinrachelle 2018-08-08 03:15 am UTC (link)
	So you're telling me somehow I ended up in Marvel. Ok, even if this is real and not just the most realistic dream ever, Imma be freaking the fuck out for a while, thanks. Fucking Iron Man, dude. Un-fucking-real. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manof_iron 2018-08-08 03:18 am UTC (link)
	I have no idea what you mean, but sure. Would you like to freak out over a drink? Probably shouldn't be freaking out alone right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockinrachelle 2018-08-08 03:49 am UTC (link)
	You know what? What the fuck. Why not? If this is a dream, it's a great one to tell Neely and Morgan about. If it's real, then I get to say I had a drink with motherfucking Iron Man. Rachelle for the win, bitches. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manof_iron 2018-08-08 03:56 am UTC (link)
	That's the spirit. Everyone should be happy to brag about that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

(Read comments) -