Dear Diary - Leaving Las Vegas
Well, this whole thing's been a real kicker in the pants, huh?
Vegas... Ah, what can I say? You came to be the Mistress of my heart. Unfortunately, that's not so much in the romantic sense, as the S & M one. You give me what I need, but just when I'm having fun, you go and get out the barbed wire and electrodes.
From that guy with the orange juice fetish, right through to the life-size rendition of Godzilla's buddies coming to town, up to, well, now, really. I got equally attacked and befriended by vampires, joined in a march of strippers and probably seen more freakiness than Sharon on her biggest high (although, I'm starting to wonder if her panic attack about being stalked by invisible Fraggles wasn't real, after all this). I met witches, went back in time, got to play Special Agent, made dad hyperventilate every time I got my face in the news and almost been killed more times than I remember.
No. Seriously. I don't remember. You think I didn't want some chemical enhancement, after going through some of those things?
Unfortunately, I've also lost people, as well as found. Hannah? Big shout-out to ya', babe, wherever y'are! I fully expect you to bust on out of those big swirly light-pool things in the sky, one of these days! Take care of that driver dude, if you see him. Didn't know him too well, but... Eh... Not a pretty way to go.
And it's stuff like that, which made my decision for me. I'm leaving Las Vegas (man, I always wanted to say that). My agent said I've landed myself a big, shiny contract in California. Time to go assault Beverly's Hills and pray she likes me!
I left Star a message. She's invited to my last gig. I think I found out where that guy with the hat lives, too... Whistles McGraw? Ah, I dunno'. Whatever! Little cowboy guy! I asked around and some people said they think they know the guy. Hopefully it's the same one. If not, I just left an invitation to come see me, with some total stranger. Likewise, with Purity. Pretty sure I got her number right, anyway.
Vegas, honey! Love ya'! Love ya' even more, if you didn't try to kill me so much! Toodles!