"Frank Longbottom was the fishnet-wearing lead," Severus answered with a chuckle. Now, at more than a month's distance and with a bit more understanding of the workings of the village, he could see the humour in it all. At the time, he'd been utterly appalled.
"I wasn't involved, though I paid money to go see the wretched thing. I have no idea how often they occur. It was roughly six weeks between the first one of my arrival and the one just past. I suppose it's something for people to do. There's no cinema and there hasn't been any Quidditch, though now that James Potter is here, he has introduced that lovely bit of nonsense."
The tone of his voice was enough to betray all his disdain of both Potter and Quidditch. "Draco is flying seeker, of course, so I'll be there watching whenever they have a match. He's quite a brilliant flyer."