"Your guess is as good as mine. I haven't honestly had time or inclination to poke about. Bellatrix did, shortly after I arrived, and risked who knows what sort of damage. As far as I'm concerned, 'here' exists. Since I'm quite completely dead outside of this little hole in space-time, I'm rather keen on keeping it going as it is."
Severus laughed dryly at the mention of the play.
"Not my play. Poor Mr MacMillan is assigned role of theatre director. Apparently once a month or so, they put on a production. When I first arrived, it was a nearly pornographic piece called 'Rocky Horror'. Appalling tripe, transvestite man stalking about in fishnet stockings, having sex with the other characters who apparently didn't realise they weren't with their spouse. It was awful.
"This is merely bit-comedy. My part is very small and I only have to sing as part of the cast ensemble. I've been taking singing lessons at the lounge when available. As I said, after I got done whinging about it, it was actually rather fun."