Harry forgot for a moment that she couldn't see his incredulous expression. "That's your question?" he hissed. "Oh I don't know, maybe because I woke up in PJs about twelve sizes too small for me? If I'd tried to walk in those pants then you could probably wave goodbye to any future children. Lily's existence would come into question for a start."
He took a step towards what he hoped was the light switch and stubbed his toe with a muffled curse word. "A little light please?" he begged. "I can't see a thing."