"Pansies have too many shades. You never know what side to sit the damn pot on." He gulped the rest of his drink and levitated the empty bottle to the waste bin. "Do I want the purple to show more today? Or the white?" He mimicked his mum. Damn woman.
"HA, you let me have time to take a piss too, which was much appreciated." He hadn't been looking forward to returning to the shop sans Pansy, but now he wondered if she'd show up anyway. Well, at least she wasn't dead. There was that. "I still blame you for burning my pizza. I must have been distracted by your chatter."