Who: Alastor Moody; Tonks What: Drinks at the pub and Auror talk Where: Brews & Bottoms When: Wednesday, July 24, afternoon Why: Because Moody sez so Status: Incomplete Rating: Foul language and explicit talk from Moody
"So Hitchcok's in the middle of this wand fight, and the idiot's gone and forgotten to cast his protective wards again..."
Alastor was in the middle of a story, discussing the dangers of not entering into a fight with a Dark Wizard without the proper safety measures. Less than a half an hour before, he'd gone to the Burrow to kiss Molly Weasley full on the mouth in thanks for killing Bellatrix, and Tonks had come to take photos. The two Aurors then found their way to the pub for a little bit of Moody's favorite recreation - reminiscing.
"Anyways," Moody continued, pausing to take a deep drink from his pint, wiping the froth from his mouth with the back of his hand. "This witch casts this Slicing Spell, and at first, Hitchcock thinks she missed. They bring her down and take her into the DMLE, and he doesn't realize anything's wrong until he goes to the loo to relieve himself and finds out the bitch had sliced his fucking nuts off."
Moody chuckled, grimly. "Imagine your balls rattling around inside your pants. St Mungo's was able to reconnect them, good as new, but it was such a shock for Hitchcock that he was never the same." At this, Moody frowned and heaved a heavy sigh. "Eventually left the Department. Started working for the Pumpkin Juice factory in Wales."