Ah. Alphard could see where she was going with this and he felt for her. How could he not? He couldn't even begin to fathom how awkward that would be. It was like going in for a drunk romp only to sober up as soon as the clothes started coming off. Merlin, just the thought of it had him cringing a bit. "Ah, Merlin, yeah I can see how that'd be awkward. I'm sorry, love. At least you weren't in it alone, yeah? You both woke up. Then again, maybe it was precisely because you were alone that it was so awkward." he replied, unable to keep in his last teasing remark. He wouldn't be himself if he did. Of course, she seemed to be full of surprises today and he couldn't seem to help the way he choked at the mention of the bloke she knew. Lorcan had told him how different things were in the future, but ... Merlin, he wasn't drunk enough for this. Not yet. "Well, he was very lucky to have you. It's amazing how blind lust can make a person. They refuse to notice things like when someone is completely dull or humorless or even terrible dressers which you would think would kill the lust bug, but hey!" he replied, keeping his cool as best he could with a bit more alcohol.
"Oh! Padma is your twin sister? I thought you two looked rather alike, but she was older so-" he paused here before chuckling at himself and shaking his head "-this village doesn't take time into consideration, so that's my bad. I'm glad you had a friend. My family tends to get sorted into the same house a lot, so I didn't really have to worry. Wally took me under her wing as soon as I was in Hogwarts." And since he had heard a bit about the wars since being here, he knew what being a Death Eater entitled and winced. "Ah. Was he here prior to joining the movement or? I'm sure you could. Kick his ass that is. Never let me get on your bad side, yeah?"