Ares
I've done a lot of these memes for Ares so I don't have much more to say.
1. It never sat right with me that my Greeks would be able to speak English right off the bat. Ares' English-learning saga occurred in the early 19th century when he worked/acted in a small theatre.
2. He can't remember the time when he was 3 feet tall and Zeus still found him tolerable, but they used to sit together and just watch the mortal world below them. He still likes people-watching, sitting on his balcony floor with a bottle of Heineken, just as Zeus likes people-watching, leaning against the rails of his balcony with a glass of fine wine.
3. Being lumped in with Mars, along with a heap of other modern misconceptions, has made Ares a lot tamer and more intelligent able to rationalise better.
4. Just because you play him and you asked - he still hasn't forgiven Hephaestus for what he did to Harmonia (you know Greeks and their grudges), and would easily cut Hephaestus up into bite-sized pieces and feed the chunks to the homeless if he knew Hephaestus was talking to his other kids.