1. I know it sounds like a cop-out, but I honestly cannot see Thanatos bothering to name a child. ._. 2. Thanatos, in his burgeoning madness, is liable to try and come for his sisters. The idea of the Keres dying quietly is, um, laughable. A brawl ensues. A sexy brawl. 3. Bif Naked. ::isshot:: 4. Thanatos: deadbeat dad -- he is so incredibly disinterested in the idea of offspring, and the Keres are so not equipped for child-rearing that he'd foist the thing off to Hypnos and the dream siblings. Of course, between that and her parents being what they are, she'd be some awful nightmare creature with a shark's grin. And you're goddamn right she'd have a natural affinity for sharp objects. =/