B - Helen
1. Being the sister of Castor and Pollux, she can actually kick butt alongside the boys. Living as Queen of Sparta later, whenever Menelaus wasn't around, she would go persuade the boys to spar with her. But they were always under strict orders from Menelaus not to, so she was beyond bored.
2. Out of all her suitors that she recognized, she actually did fancy Patroclus the most because of his boyish good looks and there was nothing not overly bravado about him that she liked. She really, really hoped it wouldn't be Menelaus who won her (or Agamemnon in his stead) because she found them both to be fugly old geezers.
3. She has been exceptionally good at adapting to the passing eras. Just try asking her to throw down some crazy crumpin' moves or raps. If she didn't become a model, she wouldn't have minded becoming a burlesque dancer (because regular stripping is a little too classless for a queen).
4. One of her favorite possessions is her expansive lingerie collection.
5. Let's face it, it's fun to flirt. Sometimes she likes to stir up a little trouble when it comes to boys. The Trojan War, on the other hand, was something she never intended to have happen.