It's Like a Job But She Won't Pay You
Hey everyone! Lately, Cell has been bothered by something. The supernatural community is made up of a ton of different personalities, but among them, New Gods are really the only ones that don’t really have ‘worship.’ They're at the height of their power, yes, but they don’t fall into a religion, they don’t get a book that tells everyone what to do, and no one sacrifices their time to go to a building and pray to them.
Not that she cares about any of the Gods except herself, but.
She wants people to worship her. And she has a plan! She needs a mortal or two or ten to help her, too. Preferably teenagers. The mortals would basically be messengers. She’d write up a text message for them to send to their friends, like a chain mail. It’d tell them to text one of those five digit numbers to make a request to the God of Cell Phones. If it’s something she can grant, she will, thus setting up her own type of prayer-thing. The more people whose wishes are granted, the more people who believe the God of Cell Phones really exists.
If you’re at all interested in helping her out, please tell me! You can comment here or IM me at KeroKeroKwa. Thanks! :)