She will beat you up.
... I really have nothing to say for myself to justify this, so I won't even try.
Enter: Boudicca, Queen of the Iceni. Also known as Brígh [pronounced Bree]. She's a lovely, red-headed brute with a thinly repressed penchant for violence and a fondness of bright colours and gold jewellery. Her fame comes from the great big "fuck you" she gave to the Romans after they completely brutalized her kingdom following the death of her husband [who kind of sounds like he was an idiot, though a well-meaning one]. Gathering over one hundred thousand men and women, Boudicca razed three Roman settlements to the ground, almost succeeding in driving them out of Britannia before Suetonius popped in to save the day like some kind of Superman on steroids. Boudicca was defeated, but certainly not before she made quite a few Romans piss themselves in terror. Full, untainted bio can be found HERE.
When she's not doing socially productive things like working or buying shoes, she can usually be found at the gym, browsing historical museums, or walking around some park or another. When she gets especially bored she likes practicing swordplay, and participating in underground fighting rings while covered in blue paint.
Contact info is not yet in her journal because I am lazy, so you can AIM me at Judo Creature if you would like to plot at all.