if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF}; Coffee is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for my deadline's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal™: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I will dwell in the House of Caffeine forever.
And to everyone with whom I need to tag, bear with me; I've been on semi-hiatus without (stupidly) notifying anyone and I've gotten dead behind. Working to fix that!