1. Define "love." Nonexistent. Well, love for your family exists. That's about it. 2. What is romantic to you? Good kissers. 3. Turn-ons: Pretty eyes, not being an idiot. 4. Turn-offs: Killing lots of people. 5. Whom on the blogs do you find attractive? Probably lots of people, but you think I'd tell? 6. A perfect date would be: Something involving drinking and dancing. And maybe more, if the person is lucky. 7. How would you go about telling a special person that you loved them? I wouldn't. 8. If someone wanted to get your attention, what would you advise they do? Buy me things.