1. Define "love." Sex. 2. What is romantic to you? ...sex. 3. Turn-ons: ...sex? 4. Turn-offs: Vagina dentata. 5. Whom on the blogs do you find attractive? Just about everyone. 6. A perfect date would be: Booze. And then sex. 7. How would you go about telling a special person that you loved them? On the wall, floor, couch, in the shower... kitchen counter... Kitchen counter tends to be pretty, well, special. 8. If someone wanted to get your attention, what would you advise they do? Striptease. Works like a charm.