"Because I have the coconut shoot in tiki land next week. What? Bathing suits, coconuts - same thing. Yes, they are. Don't be so anal!" Finally the lid came off with only minor spillage, lightening Thaumas' mood a little. Continuing to make appropriate noises into the phone, he faced his next problem which was attempting to figure out how to eat, drink, talk and not walk into anything at the same time.
Two seconds later it became a moot point when a woman flung herself at him, sending sandwich, coffee and phone flying into all directions. For a couple of heartbeats, the sea god had no idea what to do. He was pretty certain that this wasn't normal woman behaviour unless the woman in question was crazy but he was also pretty certain he didn't know any crazy women. The ones he knew of, he'd seen on television.
"Hey, hey, hey!" he yelled and tried to peel those arms from around his neck. Damn, she was strong for such a small person. "Whatever this is about, lady, you got the wrong guy!"