Adrenaline peered around the front of the statue. Okayyyy, its mouth wasn't moving, definitely a plus. Otherwise, she'd be off this bitch's lap in 0.3 seconds. She'd seen weirder things. That meant she had an audience, and Addie was a fan of onlookers, no matter where or when. She touched her breastbone, suddenly the picture of remorse. A row of colorful bangles slid along her forearm. "Why, I'm sorry, Gert. I didn't know it was you in the flesh." Addie pretended to hug the statue a little closer and gave her a circular back rub. "It's just that, from what I remember, you were a real knockout, and now look at you. That's one helluva suntan."
Subtly, Addie let her eyes wander their immediate surroundings. She saw a pair of feet sticking out.