No matter how innocent the question may have been, it still resulted in Zel's beer going down the wrong hole, and he choking and hacking it back up in a not so graceful manner. Quite frankly, it was hard to give a damn how one looked when they had beer burning their throat and nose.
There was absolutely no freakin' way in Hades that Aphrodite of all people just suggested what his poor, demented little brain thought he heard her suggest. 'Check out the plumbing' his sweet ass. Apparently all those hard hits from his siblings had finally come to the collect their due, leaving the God of Rivalry to stare blearily back at the Goddess of Love as if she had grown a few more heads.
"I'm sorry, but you're going to have to repeat that, I misheard you I'm thinkin'."