Well, when people think of sex and FMA, it's not too far a leap to think of Mustang. After all, horses and muscle cars have long been synonymous with sex and midlife crises. This is not to say that Roy Mustang is going through a mid life crisis, and attempting to resurrect his youth with lots and lots and lots of sex… but it could mean that. I mean, it's not impossible.

So in an effort to get to the bottom of this, let's put Mustang on the couch and really get some good intercourse on the subject. Let's lay his psyche bare, open him up, and see what makes him the man he is.

Month 2.1: Roy Mustang

( Time to kiss and tell. )