Okay, I give. Part of me wants to go have myself committed now for this, and another part of me is convinced I'm going to regret this for ages to come. But what the hell. Life's short. I want to see if I can make myself write this pairing for the challenge of it.
Ed/Roy for fic, please. And a couple shots of whiskey. ... I'm on my own for that last one, aren't I?