"No it's not nasty because we're wizards and I cleaned the place thoroughly." There were still tears rolling down because he was definitely still laughing at Wayne's reaction.
"Hey, don't underestimate my ability to fuck up, ok?" Sometimes when Wayne talked about it, he had this feeling that the other man thought he farted rainbows or something. "I've have had my share of misunderstandings. The trick is to wait until everyone's calmed down and explain." Or lie. Or pretend that nothing happened. Sometimes that worked too.