"Honestly, HOW can a person never have had a Big Mac? How is it even possible? I mean," he continued, "okay, living in the magical world is one thing. But it is ultimately the same planet, after all. Christ. But yeah, it was fun. Nice to catch up with people I haven't seen or heard from in aeons."
Not that he hadn't slipped under the radar on purpose, but....
"Plus, if mum hadn't booted me, I'd probably be zonked out on the sofa or playing ps2 and getting baked with my neighbours back in Merthyr. Good company, I tell ya."