What happened to you Percy? You used to be very cool, the late night study sessions, the colour-coded scheduling and reference debates. Those were the heady days of our youth! Now we're... actually, what is the case for a flying vacuum? What do you do with all the attachments?
I couldn't possibly comment as I've not tried them. However, I know people who encase curry in pie so there's the same logic there but I prefer my sandwiches a little more traditional. And you've always been a perfect gent, even when refusing my attempts to poison you through my co-workers lunch.
...I can't believe you've tried to hug that owl. Can I watch? Does he glare balefully at you when you try it? I bet he does. A sulky owl - not something I would risk. You're a lucky man Percy, that sounds like a much more appealing sandwich than anything you'll find in the world.