Are you trying to tell me that Medieval Broomsticks: A chronological analysis and The Case for Flying Vacuums are not fun reading? That does sound interesting though, I hope a translation spell will suffice, though I know it doesn't always have the same flavour as the original.
Curry... sandwiches? The former I quite enjoy, but combined with the latter is a disaster waiting to happen, I fear. And have I not always treated you well?
You can, but only after casting a binding charm, and the feathers end up in the most unappealing places. I would not recommend it. Fear not, I am in no shortage of hugs between Lucy and Mum.