Melinda/Cormac
Nobody's face needs smashing in. While I appreciate the sentiment and would love it if was all that simple, I don't think I could bear to have you getting in trouble over this as well... or risk being accused of Potioning you, too. After all - or so I've been told - I only need some stronger Potions to turn the heads of Pureblood entrepreneurs, and yes, that off has been made.