Wayne grinned. “Yeah, I bet you are.” Then he winked before continuing. “I nearly called you out on it when you said you used it for background, so I was going to make the background-noise-during-sex joke, but now I sort of have to make the joke, since you said it makes you productive.”
He winced. “Ok, so my delivery on that was shite. Let’s pretend that didn’t happen and move on, shall we?” And not talk about all the sex that Wayne wasn’t having right now.
“So down to the nitty gritty: of all the stuff to do around here, and all the things that kids our age are doing...where, what events, etcetera...where has the best free food? Or any free food, I’m not that picky.”