Wayne nodded sagely, not surprised in the slightest. He'd had his suspicions while they were at school. "That's very noble," he told him. "But I'm still kind of dying to know, so maybe you could say who's dated who? At least openly? Come on, Justin," he begged. "Throw me a sodding bone. At least so I know who not to hit on, lest I be socked in the face by someone angry."