Pcha, yeah "sports" such journalism. Great for lining bins with.
[Warded to Ginny] I don't even know how Rita does it? She doesn't even bloody work for us anymore! But yes, every now and then she tries to stick her hand down my pants and ask if I want to share a byline "and maybe something more intimate" and I have to stop myself from throwing up.
What a silly question, Spike. I could never possibly reveal something like that. But if you were to perhaps hex her by the seventeenth of September I wouldn't be unhappy.