Switch to some real reporting, like sports. You'll be happier.
Dennis You know I'm kidding, love. I'm sorry your editor is terrible. Has the cow Rita tried to inject herself into your stories yet? You'd think she stay away from sports, but I swear, just because it's MY NAME on the byline, she has to try to fit something in.
Tell me honestly: Is there a pool going around about how long it'll take me to hex her?