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Tweak says, "listen oh deaf one!!!!"

Roger James Timothy Davies (rogeringdavies) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-09-11 00:00:00

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character: oliver wood, character: roger davies

RP: In which Oliver Wood is the worst at being heterosexual
Who: Roger and Oliver

What: Dinner, movies, shameless cuddling

Where: Roger's flat, Mayfair

When: Wednesday Sep 10, 7:30pm

Rating: NSFW for language

Roger Davies was determined. Oliver was coming over and Roger would not just be getting out of the shower when he arrived. At least that was the plan. He was vaguely worried that Oliver's new relationship with Melinda would have spontaneously made him start being punctual, but that was too strange a thought to consider.

It was thus to his great disgust that their was a knock on the door, just as he got out of the shower. "This is getting fucking ridiculous," he muttered crossly to himself. "I bet this wouldn't happen if Alicia or Melly or Cho were coming over, but nooo my womenfolk have apparently abandoned me to live their lives and maintain their gainful employments."

Still muttering irritably, he padded across the flat and opened the door. "I swear I'm not actually a slut, I just can't seem to stop getting out of the shower when my friends arrive," he said to Oliver by way of greeting. "Come in and make yourself at home, I'll be right back." Quickly, he dashed into his room, threw on a pair of grey sweatpants and a pale blue Appleby shirt, and dashed back out again. "Hey you," he said, moving in to give the other man a giant hug. "How's tricks?"

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rogeringdavies
2014-09-11 10:05 am UTC (link)

Roger rolled his eyes and stuck his tongue out. "I like to have clothes for you to rip off me darling, it makes the whole fucking me on every surface thing so much more satisfying," he retorted with a grin. "Really though, I know you don't mind me naked but Harry came over this afternoon and he's still at the stage where every attractive male makes him blush and he nearly creamed his pants, poor lad."

Sighing happily, he flopped onto the sofa next to Oliver and leant his head on his shoulder. "I'm glad you're happy though," he said, turning to grin at Oliver for a moment. "I didn't even see when you two hooked up. Was it at the party?" He rolled his eyes and poked the other man in the stomach. "Of course I've ordered food. I got two orders of Kung Pao chicken, two orders of lemon chicken, an order of ginger beef, three different types of rice, two types of noodles, and there's beer in the fridge."

Sighing heavily, he snuggled into Oliver's shoulder and put and arm around him. "I have a one track mind these days. Well, I have several tracked mind but all the tracks lead Marcusward. It's pathetic. Sometimes I think he likes me as much as I like him, but he never reacts to any of my flirting, and basically I can't tell if I think it could work because my gaydar is working or if it's my please-be-gaydar."

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oliverwoodwould
2014-09-16 05:07 am UTC (link)

"I prefer you naked as the day you were born, but fine, play the tease. It only just spurs me on," he retorted, though he shrugged his shoulders at the comment about Harry. "He seemed a bit...playful when I was dancing with him and Susan, but I guess perhaps he's more used to seeing me being naked anyway. Not that I look exactly the same as I did in school. Not that I care what a bloke thinks when I've got a beautiful lass waiting for me." Oliver was pretty terrible at this whole being heterosexual thing. Really, he just liked being adored.

Oliver shrugged his shoulder at the question, cuddling more into his friend. "A bit, yeah. We got to talking on the journals and then I gave her a romantic birthday kiss and it just sort of spiraled from there," he explained, happy grin plastered on his face like a bit of an idiot. "And ho, if I didn't know you better I'd think you were trying to fatten me up. I love all kinds of noodles and rice not to mention chicken of all sorts. You spoil me, darling." He summoned a carton of food and a fork and tucked in, even as Roger talked about MArcus.

He nudged his friend. "You two are like a couple of lovesick ponies. Don't be a tit, just kiss him. Even I can tell you have sexual tension you could cut with a knife. I don't understand the eyebrow obsession, but fucking go for it mate, and do it before you explode and ruin my appetite."

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rogeringdavies
2014-09-16 08:26 am UTC (link)

"Of course you do, I am irresistible to all who come before me. Also those who cum on me." He snorted, but nodded. Maybe that was why Harry was so affected. "Watch it, Wood," he teased. "That beautiful lass is one of my best mates."

Roger cuddled Oliver back and returned his friend's grin with one of his own. It was nice to see Oliver let more of himself through with someone, and Mel with her razor sharp bullshit detectors and no nonsense approach could be exactly who Ollie needed. "Good, I'm glad. About time someone made an honest woman out of you," he added, with a wicked grin. "Oh please I don't want to fatten you up, I want to make you so full and content that you finally fuck me like I've always wanted," he said, chortling and summoning some food for himself.

He snorted contemptuously. "I'm lovesick, I doubt he is. I'd love to kiss him but that might end with newly broken ribs."

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