12th August 2005 • The Wizarding World's Beguiling Broadsheet of Choice • 5 κ
Scandal and Split for Shamed Susanna
By Penelope Devy
Shameful behaviour sees Susanna Capper disgraced and disowned!
Ephron and Iris Capper have been forced to take extreme measures to deal with their wayward youngest daughter. Susanna Capper, 22, was recently discovered to be involved in an illicit relationship with Appleby Arrows Chaser Marcus Flint. The two have been close for years and many believed they would eventually marry, but it seems Susanna was unable to wait for a more proper time to spend a night unchaperoned with her beau. In order to protect the reputation of beautiful Allegra Capper, her parents have removed Susanna from the family.
None of the Capper family have been available to comment, but sources close to the household say that Susanna was ejected from the house with strict instructions never to return. "She's been disinherited," confirms a clerk at the offices of Mr. Fredrick Clegg. "She'll have to hope that Flint is still willing to marry her." Though their names have been popularly coupled, there has never been an official engagement between the two, and Susanna may well find she has to seek assistance elsewhere.
It is not presently known where Miss Susanna Capper is residing. Letters of condolences for Ephron and Iris Capper can be sent care of Mr Fredrick Clegg at his Diagon Alley offices.