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Owl to Zacharias Smith
Dear Mr. Smith,

It has been brought to my attention that you will be accompanying Miss Bryony Capper to her sister's upcoming wedding. After a number of years of experience with the Capper family, I wanted to offer some advice to you for that evening.

Allegra enjoys dominating conversations, but she'll move along rather quickly if there's any discussion of Quidditch, though those talks will engage Rowan for a while. Shauna should be sufficiently distracted by being the center of attention, and a compliment or two will be enough to get into her good graces for the day so she doesn't attempt to interrogate you. Ephron can be a bit scatterbrained at times, but he means well. Iris will probably be the most difficult - as the mother of the bride she'll have plenty to do, but she'll also find time to question you at length about any and everything that comes to mind.

I hope that you will find this information helpful, and that the event itself goes well.

Sincerely,
Marcus P. Flint