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Tweak says, "Do the funky chicken!"

Harry Potter (auror__potter) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-09-06 21:44:00

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character: harry potter, character: susan bones, status: complete

Auror BAMFs at Work
Who: Harry & Susan
What: Auror shenanigans
Where: Cornwall
When: Saturday evening into late night
Rating: Possibly NSFW because violence

It was a sad fact of life that as an Auror, you had to expect your weekends to be cut short unexpectedly. It hadn't happened for awhile, but the lucky streak couldn't last forever. Harry was just glad that Teddy hadn't been planning to sleep over; he hated to disappoint his godson. As it was, Harry had no plans to be cut short for Saturday night. Which was probably a little sad, but he didn't mind quiet nights at home. So when he got the call to report to the Ministry for a briefing, it was short work to pull on his Auror's robes and Floo to the office. He wasn't surprised to see Susan there, and they walked together into the Head's office.

"Thank you for coming in," Auror Proudfoot said, her face grim. She began to outline the problem: a cult of warlocks that Harry and Susan had had run-ins with previously had kidnapped the daughter of a Wizengamot member. Their purpose was unknown, but this particular group was known to use Dark Magic in rituals. Various cult members were in and out of Azkaban on a variety of charges, but there were more than Harry was comfortable with still on the loose. These rituals had never before involved human life, and he didn't like the idea that they could have escalated so much without any sign or warning.

Proudfoot finished her briefing with, "Their last known location was a farmhouse in Cornwall, but the exact location is impossible to locate. You two will Apparate to what we've determined is the closest town. Two other teams will be working from north and west of you. Between you all, you'll triangulate the position and move in. We don't know what their timetable is, so you'll need to work quickly."

"Understood." He could feel his mind shifting into what he called Auror mode, and looked at Susan. "Ready?"

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auror__potter
2014-09-10 05:24 pm UTC (link)

Harry hadn't been quite as violent as Susan, but he'd gotten the job done. The six he'd handled wouldn't be walking easily for quite some time. "Almost makes up for the stupidity," he agreed, then did a detection charm on the cellar door. No wards, as expected.

"Thirteen bodies down there. One of them is the girl, but we won't know which until we get down there. Ready?" He waited for her nod, then eased the door open with another silencing charm to keep it from squeaking and giving away their arrival.

Harry took point this time, easing down the steps silently. He had no idea what to expect, but was prepared for the worst. He was absolutely not expecting to see twelve naked bodies...had they interrupted a dark orgy of some kind, he wondered, eyes searching for the kidnapped girl. She was tied to a chair at the end of the room, watching the orgy with a half horrified, half fascinated expression.

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susanamybones
2014-09-11 11:44 am UTC (link)

Susan snorted contemptuously in agreement. "Beating a group of thugs senseless always improves my mood immensely," she replied, shaking her head as Harry's detection charm brought back nothing. "These idiots are beyond belief."

She nodded, want at the ready body coiled in readiness to strike. "Let's go kick some arse," she whispered as he opened the door, and led the way down to... an orgy. An actual orgy. The dark wizards who had been responsible for a number of nasty animal sacrifice incidents were industriously going at it like rabbits in four groups of three.

"What the fuck do they think they're doing," she asked Harry, their words not even noticed by the group of imbeciles in flagrante delicto. The poor kidnapped girl finally noticed them and made a face of disgust at them. Nodding grimly at her, Susan took out her wand and looked at Harry, who nodded. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING," she shouted, firing curses to emphasise each point. Beside her, Harry was likewise sending hexes and curse fizzing through the air. "YOU ARE THE WORST DARK WIZARDS EVER. EVER." She advanced on the deeply shocked coven leader, sending the man on top of him flying into the wall with a flick of the wand. "Explain yourself," she said, wand in his face.

"Uh... We... That... NOTHING HAPPENS IN CORNWALL," he said in desperation. Disgustedly, Susan hexed him in the face.

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auror__potter
2014-09-12 08:37 pm UTC (link)

Harry went to the girl while Susan took care of the idiots masquerading as Dark Wizards. It was clear from the setup that they actually had no idea what they were doing, but steps had ot be taken to clear the area of any residual Dark Magic. He started with the girl, casting several detection charms, and was relieved when they all came back negative. They must not have gotten to that point in the ritual.

"You're okay," he soothed, easing her down from the platform and conjuring a robe to put over her. "We'll get you home as soon as we can, but we're going to need to go to the Ministry and ask you some questions. Then we'll get you home to your father." He used the same sort of soothing tone he used on other victims of Dark crimes, wanting to put her at ease as quickly as possible.

The girl gave him the same sort of disgusted look that Susan was giving the criminals. "Don't coddle me, Potter. I know how this works. Can we go now?" She crossed her arms, and Harry took a step back. Well, it appeared that nothing tonight was going as expected. The girl was tapping her foot impatiently, and bouncing back from this far quicker than Harry had expected. He looked over at Susan, wondering if she was thinking what he was thinking.

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susanamybones
2014-09-13 03:45 am UTC (link)

Susan looked across at the girl, who's tart reply and impatient foot tapping where making her jiggle. "Sweetie," she said conversationally as she walked towards them, pausing for a moment to blast a prone wizard out of the way and into a wall with a sickening crunch. "A little tip from me to you: put clothes on before you start making snippy little comments and ordering people around imperiously, because unless the person you're talking to wants to sleep with you, they won't take you seriously."

The girl opened her mouth to argue, and Susan looked at Harry and rolled her eyes. Moving forward, she shoved the robe over the girls head, muffling something that sounded 'How dare you, my father will!' Once the girl was decently covered, Susan smiled at her. "There, now isn't that better? Especially since you're going to be photographed and interviewed by a number of diligent young trainees who unlike Mr Potter and myself, would have found your nakedness extremely interesting." She moved away, and cast a soleil to look around properly. "I'm sure that it goes without saying that a naked photo of you would be highly embarrassing to your father."

Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Harry begin sweeping the room casting the same neutralising charms and anti-jinxes on the various implements she came across. Pausing for a second, she cast a patronus, placing a recording charm on it, reporting their progress and location. "Go to the others sweeping in, then tell Proudfoot," she instructed, watching the glowing leopardess sprint out of view.

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