InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "You are beautiful."

Dean Thomas (artistdean) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2015-04-17 18:00:00

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journal: dean, journal: susan

Journal - A quoteathon
[Warded to Susan]

(Thought I'd save your poor owl.)

The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret

[End Ward]

[Warded private as strongly as Dean knows how]

Fuck. Fuck. Shit. Really? I... really?

Oh God, Merlin, Circe, Godric and Satan's fluffy dice.

[End Ward]

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	Re: Warded to Dean/Susan artistdean 2015-04-18 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Warded to Dean/Susan

susanamybones
2015-04-19 03:28 am UTC (link)

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

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	Re: Warded to Dean/Susan artistdean 2015-04-19 07:09 am UTC (link)
	DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM MAY NOT BE WHAT THINGS ARE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Warded to Dean/Susan susanamybones 2015-04-19 09:17 am UTC (link)
	Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Warded to Dean/Susan artistdean 2015-04-19 09:47 am UTC (link)
	Fate always wins. Most of the gods throw dice but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been using two queens all along. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Warded to Dean/Susan susanamybones 2015-04-19 10:01 am UTC (link)
	~~Two queens... What are you trying to say here Thomas~~ Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Warded to Dean/Susan artistdean 2015-04-19 10:12 am UTC (link)
	Granny Weatherwax didn't like maps. She felt instinctively that they sold the landscape short. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Warded to Dean/Susan susanamybones 2015-04-19 10:16 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known, Dean Thomas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Warded to Dean/Susan artistdean 2015-04-19 10:27 am UTC (link)
	An upturned tortoise is the ninth most pathetic thing in the entire multiverse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Warded to Dean/Susan susanamybones 2015-04-19 10:42 am UTC (link)
	Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Warded to Dean/Susan artistdean 2015-04-19 10:49 am UTC (link)
	One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. ~~Head, meet brick wall. How did I think I'd keep this quiet?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Warded to Dean/Susan susanamybones 2015-04-19 10:55 am UTC (link)
	Sweetie, that manual is heavier than a goblin trying to leave a jewelers, but if you work at it, it could be lighter than air. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Warded to Dean/Susan artistdean 2015-04-19 11:08 am UTC (link)
	The manual is too bloody confusing, and written in a language I'm not sure I read. And I'm pretty sure the useful fucking item doesn't follow. If you need me any time soon I'll be in the studio. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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