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abidingpercy (abidingpercy) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-08-18 22:46:00

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character: blaise zabini, journal: percy

For any who might be interested, we have an opening in Broom Regulation Control as of 2pm today. The posting should be up tomorrow for a new Magical Bristle Evaluator, whose job it would be to examine examples from new lines of brooms or ones that have received a number of complaints, and evaluate the charms upon them for any deviation from Ministry regulations.

Candidates must have received a minimum of Exceeds Expecations on all OWLs and NEWTs, particularly Charms and Transfiguration, be capable of working independently, be willing to work in a high pressure environment, know how to work according to deadlines, and most importantly, not keep brooms for their own personal use in order to win money in pick-up games (yes, I mean you Harold, and the rest of your things, which you forgot to pack up, are in a box by the door - please don't let it hit you on your way out).

Thank you, and I look forward to all incoming applications.

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	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh? Like the time you tried to drown yourself in the shower - you were right then as well? I can only hope that I will be allowed on Hogwarts grounds when it happens. However do parents manage to be away from their children when they play quidditch in school? It's simply incomprehensible to me. Do you really want to ask that question? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Naturally. I probably shouldn't be here, but YOU had to help save me. I have no idea. I plan on sneaking into every game once I have children. I can transfigure into a bush or something similar. I should start practicing now. I don't know, do I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Well, I couldn't let Gryffindor lost a chance at the cup, could I? I'm rather adept at human transfiguration - I could turn you into an owl so that you could get a bird's eye view. Or perhaps by then you'll have taken over for Madame Hooch? Are you intent on answering my questions with questions? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 03:31 am UTC (link)
	I suppose not. Still. No way, I'll still be playing in the league then, just hitting my peak. I plan on impregnating someone by day's end, you see. Do you plan on answering my questions as answers with more questions? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Bloody hell, Oliver, will you never let me live that down? I have one indiscrection... Shall we see how long we can continue before you give me a proper answer? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 04:03 am UTC (link)
	What? No, I mean, I want a child as soon as possible. Doesn't that seem like a good idea? I don't know, shall we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 04:10 am UTC (link)
	... And who exactly would be mothering this child? Have I never told you of my own trials and tribulations with Lucy's mother? Please, Oliver, learn from my example - you have plenty of time to wait for the right circumstances. If anything, think of your career - how could you be a proper parent and full-time keeper? Since when do you use words like shall? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh I don't know, is that bit important? I just remember the bit about a cute kid on a broom. Hmmmmm. Well, I'll think on it. Since when do you question my grammatical prowess? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Please, Oliver, don't let my suffering be for naught and learn from it. Since when do you have grammatical prowess? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 04:23 am UTC (link)
	You know I'm kidding, right? Since when do you lack the ability to see sarcasm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 04:30 am UTC (link)
	You had better be, or else I would be forced to lock you up for you own good. When have I ever been sarcastic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Never! I am a man born to be free. When have you ever stopped asking questions? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Remember that the next time you talk of children - they're wonderful, but they suck away your personal freedom. How could you ask such a thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 04:44 am UTC (link)
	All of it? How could you not answer it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	Well, most of it - I'm fortunate I share custody so I have half of my nights to myself. But I still have to consider Lucy with most of my decisions, such as when an opportunity to travel outside of the country comes up. How did this all start again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	I can imagine so. Well, I'm not going to impregnate anyone any time soon, Percy, don't worry your pretty ginger head about it. Why don't you tell me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oliver, you think I'm pretty now? Perhaps you've taken one too many bludgers to the head. How am I expected to remember? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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