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Susan Amelia Bones (susanamybones) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-09-04 13:57:00

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Journal - Susan Bones
Can anyone recommend a good pet store? I see them around but I'd love to hear from someone who bought a pet from them?

Also, does anyone happen to speak Gobblegook and not work for the Ministry?

[Warded to Eddie Carmichael]
Okay new plan, I am utterly shattered and so is my shoulder. Well, broken. The goblin enclave from Switzerland sent a delegation who began a pitched battle with some of our goblins. Can I come cuddle with you tonight?

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	Eddie/Susan upstander 2014-09-04 06:12 am UTC (link)
	WAIT. WAIT. How did this happen??? YOU EXPLAIN MISSY OR NO CUDDLES FOR YOU. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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susanamybones
2014-09-04 06:29 am UTC (link)

Ugh so the Goblin enclave in (or rather under) Switzerland sent a delegation and we had a few Goblins there to help, and apparently they went to war in 1337 so insults were exchanged, swords were produced, and I jumped in front of the head of the delegation but he smacked me out of the way and then had his head chopped off.

Apparently we're very good hosts to provide martial entertainment at a gathering.

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	Eddie/Susan upstander 2014-09-04 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh sounds very pleasant. Good thing I had just sat down to a bit of lunch. Have gotten far too rotund as it is. You poor darling. At least tell me your hidden candlestick came in handy. I would at least feel like I served some higher purpose. When are you coming over? Laila is out, I am feeling lonely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Eddie/Susan susanamybones 2014-09-04 10:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh please, you couldn't be rotund if you tried. Too much energy and too much of the shagging flakey women and never owling them again. I did keep my candlestick handy, but really I'm carrying the flame around for you, so it wouldn't behoove me to just lob it at any old goblin would it? I am on my way now, just stopped off to see Alicia to get patched up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eddie/Susan upstander 2014-09-05 01:06 am UTC (link)
	I could and I am. And I don't shag flakey women, I'm the flakey one. I can't help it that I'm so beautiful that I couldn't possibly keep up with all my suitors. Oh ho, make sure that fire doesn't burn you, Red. Wouldn't want that, now would we? I shall be waiting with samosas and flowers. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_rose_ 2014-09-04 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Rolf's shop in Monument Alley is the best. I don't have a pet, but Rolf knows his stuff when it comes to the critters. Warded to Susan Also, I can hold my own in Gobbledegook. Dare I ask why? (Reply to this) (Thread)

susanamybones
2014-09-04 09:46 am UTC (link)

I will go and give Rolf's a look then? It's the Bestiary innit?

Warded to Rose
Fuck a duck why didn't I think of you? Basically we had an emissary from Gobbledeguchereich under Switzerland send a delegation, and the Ministry goblins apparently offended some of the Gobbledeguchers and a pitched battle ensued which ended in a broken shoulder for me and the emissary head literally losing his head.

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	_rose_ 2014-09-04 09:55 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that would be the one. Warded to Susan Because you just got broken in a Goblin battle? Sounds like a Ministerial nightmare. What do you need? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

susanamybones
2014-09-04 10:12 am UTC (link)

Thank you so much darling.

Warded to Rose
Ha exactly. I dived in front of the emissary and he picked me up and threw me against a wall basically.

Well there's talks on Monday, and it'd be great if you could come and translate - seeming as you're human and apparently not from an offensive tribe or anything ridiculous like that.

I will say that apparently the second-in-command, now the new emissary head says that providing the chance for bloodshed and revenge makes us excellent hosts?

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Warded to Susan

_rose_
2014-09-04 10:18 am UTC (link)

Ungrateful son of a bitch. Then again, he is Goblin.

Sure, of course, I'll be there, however you may want to check with them first, because while I'm human I'm also working for Gringott's and there's been incidents when they've been found too liberal in their interaction with humans. If that's not an issue, just name the time and I'm all yours, love.

I think you've just witnessed the logic that is Goblins and Gobbledegook.

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	Re: Warded to Susan susanamybones 2014-09-04 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	I don't like to speak ill of other species, but yeah. Just... yeah. Oooh good thought Rosie-girl, I just owled the Goblin liaison about whether you'd be fine, so hopefully he'll owl me back soon. By the way, you up for some self-defence since you're in town? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded to Susan _rose_ 2014-09-04 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	That's not speaking ill of them, that's just the way they are sometimes. I just meant that he was just being Goblin, not ungrateful. As soon as you're Healed up, I'm ready. I'm not Carmichael just holing up on his sofa because of a little Curse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded and Runed to Rose. susanamybones 2014-09-05 09:51 am UTC (link)
	Well I uh, definitely have some gossip for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded and Runed to Rose/Susan _rose_ 2014-09-05 09:56 am UTC (link)
	Runes? This has got to be some gossip. Come on over, just redid all the wards on my flat. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_alicia_ 2014-09-04 11:06 am UTC (link)
	You're getting a pe Nevermind, you're knocking on the door right now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	susanamybones 2014-09-04 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks for the heal, babes. You're a life saver. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_alicia_ 2014-09-04 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	Anytime! Now if only you people could stop getting injured. I mean, yes, I love Healing, but 2 of you in need of it in one day? You're going to give me an ulcer someday! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded to Alicia susanamybones 2014-09-05 09:52 am UTC (link)
	Uh, Could I come around and grab another potion. I um, need one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded to Alicia/Susan _alicia_ 2014-09-05 09:57 am UTC (link)
	Of course. Which Potion do you need: The anti-inflamatory or the Pain Killing? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	artistdean 2014-09-04 11:56 am UTC (link)
	I know Luna had kittens a few days ago, but otherwise the Bestiary has an assortment of pets I think. If you get something cuddly can I come for snuggles? I can do a tiny bit of Gobbledegook, but if you're needing actual translations I'm probably not good enough. If you've no other offers though let me know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	susanamybones 2014-09-04 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm I'm wondering if I don't perhaps want a Kneazle, or some sort of dog. Or... What sort of pet should I get Deano? I think Rose is helping? You remember Rose right? Gorgeous Cursebreaker, younger than us? I didn't know you knew Gobbledegook though! Holding out on me, handsome! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

artistdean
2014-09-04 01:41 pm UTC (link)

Not sure what you should get Kneazles or half-Kneazles are good as long as they're less grumpy than Crookshanks was, as are dogs. Like I said cuddly, I need cuddles and I'd be terrible at looking after anything myself.

Warded to Susan
No, I don't remember Rose really. But you know me. Brain like a sieve half the time.
And yes, I know some, but only bits and pieces. Learned from the goblins when I was on the run. I don't really use it. ~~Or particularly like hearing it sometimes~~.

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	openbottle 2014-09-04 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	You look after me just fine ~~and I'm always available for cuddles~~! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

susanamybones
2014-09-04 02:17 pm UTC (link)

Cuddles from you two will definitely come into consideration when I buy my pet, believe me!

Warded to Dean
Oh Godric, I have to introduce you. You'll love her! If you take Cat, and combine her with me, and add a touch of Oliver Wood - that's Rosie. I love her dearly, and miss her like a buttock lost in a duel.

Oh sorry darling, I shall delicately drop the matter and forget it was ever raised.

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	artistdean 2014-09-04 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	Warded to Susan It's okay. I brought it up, but yeah. And by the way you're making Rosie sound terrifying, just so you know. I'm sure she's lovely, but that much bounce and me may need special circumstances. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	artistdean 2014-09-04 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	I look after you on the understanding that you could technically look after yourself if you remembered. Same goes for me as it happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	openbottle 2014-09-04 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	Suppose that's true. And yes, I know you can look after yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	outofthewild 2014-09-04 12:03 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you all for the recommendations! The Bestiary would be happy to have you come by and see what we have! Hopefully we can find you what you want. Alas I haven't done gobbledegook since my early teens, so I can't volunteer. Now if you wanted Mermish... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	susanamybones 2014-09-04 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	How can a girl reject such an excellent offer from one so handsome? I'll definitely come by and have a look! I will keep you in mind for the Mermish though... How much do you speak? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

outofthewild
2014-09-04 05:49 pm UTC (link)

Ah, compliments from a pretty lady! My thanks. We have all sorts, and if none suit you, I can find more.

Pretty fluent. I spent nine months a couple years ago in The Triangle studying the magical wildlife there, and thus spent a lot of time among the Merpeople there. while the accent is a little different, the dialects don't change much, and I've converse a few times with the local populations.

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	unspeakableness 2014-09-04 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	If you're looking for a pet, there's always animal shelters, too. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	susanamybones 2014-09-04 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Zach! I didn't know you had a journal? Mum says she see's you down in Mysteries! I've looked into the animal shelters actually! A woman rather severely (and may I add, a tad rudely) told me that they will not allow animals in their care to go into the deeply irresponsible homes of Aurors and Cursebreakers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

unspeakableness
2014-09-04 04:05 pm UTC (link)

~~Zacharias~~ ~~I don't know if I should be flattered or frightened~~ ~~Well, since I work there,~~ ~~I don't know what~~ Ah, well, I see her, too. ~~I think~~

Clearly that isn't a very good shelter, though there are some shelters that have stricter rules than others when it comes to adopting certain pets. I've heard of one disallowing an adoption based on someone wanted to potentially declaw a cat. I don't generally support declawing cats, but that person had a baby to take into consideration and whether or not the child would get scratched up.

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	weasley_now 2014-09-04 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know if there really is a best one. The animals at all of them deserve a good forever home. Poor Crookshanks had been waiting for the right person for years. You never know which store may have your match. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	susanamybones 2014-09-04 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	See I think I'd quite like to get a Kneazle or a Jarvey, and finding one that needs a loving home would be awesome too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weasley_now 2014-09-05 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	I highly recommend a Kneazle mix. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	abidingpercy 2014-09-05 02:16 am UTC (link)
	I believe my brother Bill has some experience with Goblins and their language. Could I perhaps put you into contact with him? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	susanamybones 2014-09-05 09:53 am UTC (link)
	That would be lovely actually, it's always useful to network in any case. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	erniedtmac 2014-09-05 03:15 am UTC (link)
	My friend works at the Magical Menagerie, I could send you his way if you like! He really loves working with animals, I think he'd help you out no matter what you're looking for. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	susanamybones 2014-09-05 09:53 am UTC (link)
	Oooh owl me his details lovely! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Susan erniedtmac 2014-09-05 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	No need to waste an owl with the journals right here, it's Theodore. Just tell him I sent you. And please be nice and not give him the third degree? (Reply to this) (Parent)