Melinda, Mari, Roger
So let's say that Mac breaks Oliver's knee caps, right? That would probably also mean a black eye or two and Oliver not being able to play. That would mean a lot of upset fans and coaches and it would give the press a lot to write about. And you know what the press would zoom in on? Why. They would focus on why Mac would do that, and oh! What do you know? Oliver and Melinda Bobbin are no longer an item and suddenly another eligible handsome bachelor is doing the bidding of Melinda. Guess we all know who she's Potioning now, don't we?
I vote we don't, no matter how satisfying it would be. It's not worth risking Sweet Nothings again.
Right now I just wish I had a full free day on this side of Christmas, so I could get inappropriately drunk and do things I'd regret in the morning without losing business over it.