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Harry Potter (auror__potter) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-10-25 23:24:00

Entry tags:

character: harry potter, character: hyperion montgomery, character: lavender brown, character: neville longbottom, character: ron weasley, character: susan bones

DMLE Shenanigans
Who: Any DMLE employee
What: Stealth training aka hide and seek
Where: DMLE training room (think something like the Room of Requirement mixed with the X-Men Danger Room)
When: Saturday, Oct 25, afternoon
Rating: SFW, but maybe language?

Once every few months the heads of the various DMLE departments got together to devise a training scenario that would have members of the Aurors, Hit Wizards and Magical Law Enforcement Patrol working together. Anyone not on active duty, or in the midst of a case, would be called into the Ministry and assigned to one of three teams (teams are comprised of people from each of the three departments).

The object of the day? Capture the flags, using any means necessary (within reason). The room is equipped with different sorts of hexes, dangerous magical creatures, etc. and the teams also have to compete against each other For The Win. There are seven flags in play, and team who captures the most by the end of the exercise (let's say it's capped at 5 hours) wins and gets the Trophy until the next Inter-Departmental ~~Fun Day~~ Training Exercise.

To make this easier on us OOC, let's not worry about any sort of posting order. Feel free to start your own subthreads. I didn't assign characters to teams, but I think we can puzzle it out anyway?

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Re: Team Ginger

pawnography
2014-11-14 11:59 am UTC (link)

Ron folded his arms over his chest, leaning back to get a better look at Susan with her knees around a man's next. "You couldn't have just stunned them?" he asked. "One day, you're going to get hurt faffing around like that." Sure, he could appreciate that Susan had style, but it didn't seem particularly efficient when you had magic at hand. And now I sound like Hermione, he thought. Which wasn't always a bad thing.

"Can I take Bode? He stole my hole punch last week so, y'know, he needs to pay."

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Re: Team Ginger

susanamybones
2014-11-14 12:56 pm UTC (link)

"Of course I could've stunned them," Susan replied primly as she pirouetted off the prone man as he slumped to the floor. "But I like to keep in practice for those annoying situations when I don't have a wand, or I'm not allowed to use magic to take someone down." She brushed some figmentary particles of dust off her sleeve and then looked at him with a quirked eyebrow. "Besides, nothing is more beautiful than a man's impotent rage when you crush his windpipe with your thighs. You should try it some day."

She chuckled and nodded. "Of course, the whole department knows how important stationary is to you dear, be my guest." Still chuckling slightly she took out her wand and began to move stealthily down the hall towards the sound being made by Bode and the rest of his time. "What's your plan," she asked quietly as they neared their targets.

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Re: Team Ginger

pawnography
2014-11-14 04:12 pm UTC (link)

"I dunno. I think I might just keep these strong, manly thighs of mine away from anyone's windpipe." He gave Susan a lopsided grin. "Probably just end up breaking my own leg, anyway."

Ron pressed his back to the wall. "Hmm." He had a few ideas, but which to use? "You go for the flag, I'll go for Bode and the others." He pulled a small sachet from his pocket. "You're not afraid of the dark, are you?" he asked, holding up the Peruvian Darkness Powder.

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Re: Team Ginger

susanamybones
2014-11-16 10:42 am UTC (link)

Susan gave him a look of feigned anguish. "But what are manly thighs for if not to be around someone's waist, I mean windpipe. Windpipe is what I meant." She snorted and nodded in agreement with his assessment. "I'll give you that breaking your leg would be a possibility, also you possess some things between your legs that would probably hurt a hell of a lot more if the crushing was done inexpertly."

"Sounds like a plan to me," she agreed approvingly. It was simple, it was effective, and it would help them get the flag. She looked at the sachet for a moment then grinned hugely. "Oh you are brilliant, did you know that Ron? I'm not afraid of the dark at all, so do go ahead."

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Re: Team Ginger

pawnography
2014-11-19 03:35 pm UTC (link)

"And I completely believe you when you say that's what you mean." Ron gave her his best innocent look. "And I don't think I want to know what you get up to with your manly thighs in your free time."

He nodded sagely, trying not to grin. "I did," he said, doing his best Percy impression. "Thank you for noticing." Palming the bag, he loosened the tie and lobbed it towards their target. "Heads up."

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Re: Team Ginger

susanamybones
2014-11-25 04:49 pm UTC (link)

Susan gave a mock gasp of shock and horror. "Did you just refer to my thighs as 'manly' Ronald Weasley? I certainly hope I misheard you or I may have to throttle you with them."

She grinned and moved with silent feet, past a group of confused sentries and over to the flag. At one point a sentry blundered into her path, but she quickly stunned him before he knew what was happening. Once the flag was safely in her possession, she moved away and took up a position near the edge of the cloud that would allow her to take out any opponents quickly. She didn't have to wait long, grinning as she stunned the three lackeys that exited the cloud with glee. Smiling to herself, she leant against the wall and waited for Ron.

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Re: Team Ginger

pawnography
2014-11-26 03:15 pm UTC (link)

"There's only one woman's thighs I'd want anywhere near my face and they aren't yours," Ron retorted.

He waited for darkness and confusion to descend before sneaking in and disarming Bode. It had to be said that Ron took some pleasure in creating a rope around his ankles and stringing him from the ceiling. Leaving the other wizard to flail, Ron rejoined Susan. "Got it?" he asked, double-checking.

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