"Okay, okay, we shouldn't spend the whole day taking the piss out of Harry, even though it would be really fucking easy to do that." Ron was his best friend and after over a decade, he really knew which buttons to push. "And he's not the only one on the team."
Noticing that the newbie was looking a little pale at the thought of this 'game', Ron grinned. She could only have been a few months out of Hogwarts; he was sure he had never been that green. "Anyway, no one said anything about maiming," Ron said with a smirk. "Just a bit of bruising. A few boils. Maybe a mild concussion?"